"Pirate vs Pirate"

So, I have decided to move forward with the idea of a pirate and a file-sharing pirate in the style of the Mac vs PC adverts.

Below is a copy of the script I have written for the ad:

"Pirate vs Pirate" Script

Two ‘pirates’ are standing side by side in front of a white background.

Real Pirate
Ahoy! I’m a pirate

Modern Pirate
No, I’m a pirate

Real Pirate
Where do ye pillage?

Modern Pirate
File sharing networks

Real Pirate
And the booty?

Modern Pirate
Films, songs, games, you know, copyright material other people have worked hard to make.

Real Pirate
Be it illegal?

Modern Pirate
(Nods)

Real Pirate
So ye be walkin’ the plank?

Modern Pirate
More like a large fine.

Real Pirate
Shiver me timbers! Not ye treasure!

White text over black screen reads: Support the artists. Pay for your media or pay for your crime.